If someone misunderstands this as objectifying women, you should diss-a-pear
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My 3D printers have names, I love them all.
The Sugar Baby
Background:
First printer I bought ever, originally a second hand Ender 3 that went through multiple conversions, from failed belted Z to full blown CoreXY with parts from ENDERXY. Aluminum CNC pieces from almighty China. Learned about shipping fees through UPS, expensive as fuck.
Story:
She happen to be the first, we all make mistakes… I have invested so much money on her, just to make her do one thing well and reliable, yet she refuses, so more and more money is thrown at her… maybe one day she will mature, I’ll make sure so, fucking money sink.
The First Girlfriend
Background:
Ender 3 v3 KE, bought brand new. Added the braces for stability and mounting holes for swag.
Story:
I got her to help fix the sugar baby, but obviously she is so much more than that.
At first: shy, uncertain, but humble. Reliable, dependable, yes she has flaws, but if you both work it out, she can be a wife material. She is the introduction into the journey, with all the highs and lows, if you commit to her, you won’t be making a mistake, you help her improve and she will in return do the same. Equals.
The Milf
Background:
Ender 3 V3 PLUS bought second hand for a very good deal, has 90 days (convert that to hours) of print time. After some fixes and cleanups, still reliable still prints well, very loud.
print bed 300x300mm, wide af.
Story:
The characteristic of the Milf is that she is sturdy, after many many hours of output. It just signals: “no matter what I’ve been through, I will keep going…”
After use and abuse, she is still standing and will keep going… I love strong women.
And the fact that she is very wide down there… it’s a plus.
Oh, and she is very loud, but hey, I can live with that.
The Celebrity Crush
Background:
Creality K2, bought second hand for a very good deal from the same guy who sold me the Milf. I bought it during new year and I my brain released so much dopamine, I was sincerely happy for 2 days, I don’t know why.
It’s my first CoreXY purchase, has a chamber so printing ABS is almost effortless, even after like 900 hours of print time, it still looks like new and prints fast and effortless. Wao.
Story:
The ultimate one, She is what dreams are made of. YET, she is here, in the real world, in all her glory and she is YOURS and oh my gawd does she not disappoint. the fundamentals are easy, sturdy, reliable, smart, flexible, fast.
Everything you ever wanted, everything you ever needed AND MORE? Damn, son, better put a ring on it and treasure it forever.
She can handle everything, when printing ABS, she is EXTRA HOT. And the sound she makes when homing… An angel whispering: all is good.
Future proofing has never been easier.
She heavy though, but I will carry her, just as she is carrying me through my adventures.